I can’t help it – I’m a big girl. My ass is especially big, and I’m not complaining or anything. I mean, there are a lot of ass men out there, so I get my fair share of attention, that’s for sure. They love this ass, and these thick legs. But the one thing that can be a problem is when a guy has a little dick. Seriously, guys, you have to be long enough to get past my thick thighs, and if you want to fuck me from behind while you’re looking at and touching my big ass, that cock has to be able to get past the thickness of my ass cheeks.
So, yeah – a chick like me has a size requirement, and if you don’t fit the bill, all you’re going to get from my round ass is some small penis humiliation. I can’t have any teeny little shrimp dicks trying to get inside of me. I want to feel it, or else why fucking bother? Nope, not for me. Useless, the whole pathetic lot of you!! Your only purpose is to serve as comic relief, the silly ass sidekicks to the real leading men in the world. Laughter is the best medicine? Good, then bring that puny prickie over here for a healthy dose of small penis humiliation, because I have a cold and I need some relief! And I need something to sneeze at!!
Whoever said size doesn’t matter had to have a nilly willy, because the reality is, guys, that it does. It really does, especially for a girl like me. I don’t care if you know how to use it – if it’s not getting past my round behind, all you’re getting from me is some small penis humiliation – the shame you need and deserve. At least I can get a good laugh out of it though, so if you think you’ve got enough, bring it around and let me be the judge of that!
Call 1 866 493 7542 and let’s see if you can take the shame, little guy! Follow me on twitter @hotnheavyheidi too!!